- Uncle: You got a hotel room?
- Cousin: Yeah.
- Uncle: Do you have a girlfriend?
- Cousin: Nah.
- Uncle: Why don't you get a girlfriend first and then get a hotel room?
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Happy 19th birthday to one of my favorite people in the whole wide world! Let me tell you a little something about her. My best friend, my lesbian lover, my cuddle buddy, my therapist, etc. This girl means so much to me and just talking to her manages to make my day. We’ve been friends for 13 years and counting now and we’ve been through so much stuff. Fights, breakups, family problems…you name it, we’ve probably dealt with it. And yes, we fight ALOT…and I mean, it can get pretty ugly sometimes, but at the end of the day, we know that it doesn’t mean anything. After all, what the point of doing crazy shit without having your best friend right there beside you? She’s like my little sister, who somehow manages to be smarter than me when it comes to life in general. She’s been there for me through so many hard times in my life and whenever something goes wrong, she’s always there to pick up the pieces, even when I tell her that I’m fine and everything’s “all good,” she knows. She always seems to know. God, I can’t even put into words how grateful I am that she’s in my life. She’s just really important to me and the thought of losing her is actually a scary one. Anyways, I could talk about her all day, but I’m not. She’s just a really big part of my life and I love her so much, all of her little quirks and flaws and everything, even though I wanna strangle her sometimes. I’m really glad that I met her. 13 years and counting, baby girl.
HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY, CARMEN ROJA HUBERT!
The fact that this boy is messaging me on Facebook in the middle of the night tells me that he’s definitely one of those guys. It doesn’t even matter that he has a girlfriend or the fact that she’s one of my really good friends. Nope. That doesn’t stop him from messaging me in the middle of the night. You don’t message people in the middle of the night without a certain type agenda. Especially if you have a certain type of history with them. I’m just sayin’.
The cutest thing ever.
Haha. Been there, done that. It’s not that satisfying.
I just sent a friend request to my ex and his girlfriend. (Because she’s insecure and would have a problem with me trying to be friends with him, let alone speak to him.) I really don’t understand why she is so intimidated/threatened by me. I mean, he cheated on me with her and they’re still together…so what’s your problem? Like seriously…what is the problem? I’m just trying to fix things because I don’t like how everything ended between us. There’s just so much tension and it’s unnecessary. But since, I know that she checks his Facebook and the fact that I sent them both a friend request…she’s a) going to flip the fuck out and have an aneurysm or b) she may have actually matured a little bit since the last time we spoke and will handle everything calmly and rationally, like an adult. Personally, I think it’ll be the first one. But eh, who knows? I’m just gonna sit back, grab some popcorn, relax and watch all hell break loose. Like a boss.
YOO lmao that is G status
LMFAOOO. That’s beast.
(In my defense, I was never told that he was seeing someone until afterwards when it kinda just slipped out of his mouth. It was almost 6 or 7 months ago and it was a one time thing. But she’s super sweet and she doesn’t deserve a boyfriend like that and she definitely deserves the truth, but I can’t do anything. Either way I’m hurting her…and although it’s a bad thing to keep her in the dark, some things are better left unsaid.)
I’m a bad person, aren’t I?
So I’m in the middle of one of the most painful conversations I’ve had. I’m talking to one of my friends, and he’s telling me how he needs to find a girlfriend and how I’m supposed to help him find one, etc, etc. I keep hinting that maybe you’re looking in all the wrong places and suggesting stuff but he doesn’t get it. Sometimes, guys are so stupid. Like I could scream how I felt about you in your face and some of you still wouldn’t get it. Some of you don’t realize what you have until it’s gone.
Did I mention this is the same friend I have feelings for? The one who doesn’t know how I feel about him?
And it sucks, because yes, I want him to be happy. But with me, not somebody else. I literally haven’t hurt this bad since I broke up with my ex 11 months ago. Ouch.